Ain't Gonna Suck Itself

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This shirt reminds me of my favorite Norm MacDonald joke:

"Bachelor #1, if I were a popsicle, what would you do to me?"

"Well, first, I'd take off your wrapper... if you know what I mean. And then, I'd grab your sticks... if you know what I mean. And then I'd press you against the counter until you broke in two, eat half of you now and put the other half in the freezer for later."

Classic. Just like this "I Love Cherry Popsicles" t-shirt from Threadless.

Uploaded 07/30/2010